Please feel free to ovulate at any time now. You are killing me. It is bad enough you decided to behave in such a way that we had to cancel our IVF cycle, but now you feel so large that you might explode at any minute. Everyday I test with OPK to see if the time has come and everyday I am disappointed with a negative result.
Please, please, please spit out that rogue egg and end my agony.
(slightly dramatic, I know, but I am hoping my plea will be answered)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
A face only a mother can love
Diagnosis
S has lazy swimmers and I have stubborn eggs - sounds much better than low morph and elevated FSH.
Helpful Abbreviations
- af - aunt flo or start of cycle
- b/w - bloodword
- bcp - birth control pill
- bfn - big fat negative
- bfp - big fat positive
- cd - cycle day
- er - egg retrieval
- et - embryo transfer
- fet - frozen embryo transfer
- iui - intrauterine insemination
- ivf - invitro fertilization
- Lap - Laparoscopy
- O - Ovulation
- opk - ovulation predictor kit
- pio - progesterone in oil
- poas - pee on a stick
- re - reproductive endrocronologist
- stims - follicle stimulating drugs
- ti - timed intercourse
- trigger - trigger ovulation with an injection
- ttc - trying to conceive
- u/s - Ultrasound
- wtf - what the f^%$ (you can fill it in)
Our Wedding Day
A face only a mother can love
3 comments:
Very hilarious.
Hope they listen to you!
Best Wishes!
A
Hilarious! I wrote a very similar Dear AF post in my blog awhile back, and she showed up the next day. Good luck!
Kate--sorry to hear about your canceled cycle. That stinks. I'll say a prayer to your ovaries as well. :-)
I'm sure they aren't behaving because of the horrible things stims do to your cycle. My cycles are always off following stims. I'm sure you will ovulate soon.
Post a Comment